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Saturday, May 26, 2007, 7:41 PM
OMG IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I HAD A WEIRD DREAM, FINALLY I HAD ANOTHER ONE LAST NIGHT! okok must blog about it.
i dreamt that i was in universal studios with friends. omggg how i miss that place so! the last time i was there was when i was in primary 5 and till this day, i remember it clearly! alright so i was at the entrance waiting then poko came. so we entered universal studios. we looked at each other and shouted at the same time "spiderman!" hahahaha so yeah we ran towards the spiderman ride. the queue was super long. there was a spiderman character there taking pictures with ppl. i asked poko "hey is that spiderman or spiderwoman? that person has boobs." and he said "uh i dunno haha." then one fat ang moh kid pulled off his mask and OMG, you know who was behind the mask?? MH. hahahaha! so i ran to her and said "mh!! i didnt know you worked here!" and she was like "huh? do i know you?" then i was stunned and i asked poko "that's mh right!" and he was like "who is mh?" wth man.
i got a little upset so i just walked away when i bumped into cat woman. CAT WOMAN WAS ANNA! omg la! so again, i said "anna! you work here too?" and she was like "i'm sorry, i think you got the wrong person." ahhhhh my besties dont recognise me in my dream! so i ran and sat on a bench. poko got worried and asked if i was feeling alright. so i told him what happened and he asked me not to think much about it. then he said he needed to go somewhere for awhile and asked me to wait. meanwhile, woodywoodpecker came and stood in front of me and pulled my ponytail. i got annoyed and kicked him and said "piss off birdy!" i think i kicked him too hard cause he fell down and his head came out. guess who i saw then? the fungi! so i ran towards her and said "omg felicia, i'm so sorry! i didnt know you were woodywoodpecker!" and she stood up and said "you need a chill pill." and walked away. i just stood there, not knowing what to say. poko came back carrying a huge candy floss and he offered it to me. so we sat on the bench and shared the huge candy floss. soon this ang moh came up to us and asked us if we were interested in being characters for a day and earn 80 bucks. i thought that would be cool so we agreed.
the ang moh brought us to this room. it was filled with costumes and pictures of different characters. then he said "cyclops and wonderwoman fell ill suddenly and we need replacements. both of you shall cover for them." poko was like "cyclops? cool!" but i was like "wonderwoman? ew no way! excuse me sir, can i be like rogue or something?" then he was like "sorry, rogue's already covered. unless you wish to be doctor doom?" wthh. he said if i'm doctor doom, i cant walk around the theme park but i just have to be stationed outside the toilet area. pffft! so i chose wonderwoman. i took forever in the changin room. i hated the wonderwoman's outfit! so slutty! then poko was like "diane, are you done? the manager's calling us." and i said "i look ridiculous! i'm not coming out!" then he laughed and said "you've put on the outfit already right?" and i said "yes, it looks like shit! i look like a girl from geylang!" then suddenly the curtains was pulled back and he was inside the dressing room with me. i screamed and tried to cover myself but he already saw. i swear, his eyes widened and his face turned red. then he ran out and i stood there, feeling like shit. soon he came back with doctor doom's outfit and pushed them towards me. then he said "uh, i think you should wear this. that one's too uh too revealing." then he ran out again. OMG LA! so i ended up being doctor doom and i was like melting inside the costume. i couldnt speak properly, my words came out muffled. wthh.
i just stood outside the toilet areas while kids push and hit me. i was about to snap when the x-men came walking by. poko saw me and waved and i felt slightly better. michelle was jean grey! hahaha and omg jiggly was professor x! the minute i saw him, i started laughing but it sounded like i was having an asthma attack. so one little girl went "mummy, doctor doom is dying!" then everyone gasped and started cornering me. the image of jiggly was still on my mind and i couldnt stop laughing. then this black guy claimed to be a doctor and tried to pull out my mask but it was stuck. it felt like he was yanking out my head. so i started kicking my legs and fighting him off and he went "he's having fits! i need help here! hurry!" OMG. then this huge assed lady came and was like "move aside doc." when i saw her, i screamed and it sounded like a desperate cry for help. i tried to stand up and run but she pushed me back down. i thought "ok great, doctor doom is going to be murdered by this huge blop of lard." suddenly, a voice shouted "leave her alone!" and the crowd cleared and my wonderful cyclops was there, with all my friends! spiderwoman, catwoman, woody, jean grey and prof x! they looked so powerful standing together. AND MY DREAM ENDED.
omg what a weird dream man. still cant believe i was doctor doom. haha!
