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Sunday, December 9, 2007, 5:40 AM
I HATE LIZARDS, I REALLY HATE THEM! highlight of my day would be the shit lizard that my mum has been trying to catch for days. alright so i was watching haunted mansion, and when the commericials came on. i decided to go to the bathroom. on my way there, i looked up and holy shit, there was the ugliest creature on earth!
the minute i saw it, i started screaming. "AHHHHHHHH! DADDYYYY! MUMMYYYYY! THERE'S A LIZARD ON THE WALL AND ITS HUGE! OMG OMG, SICK! AHHHHHH!" and my parents came running out. my dad was like "i'll shoot it down." so he went to get a rubberband and paper. sadly my dad is no robin hood. he missed his first aim and the shit lizard was still there.
so my mum was like "spray it! i'll go get baygone!" so she excitedly went to get the baygone and she courageously took a chair, stood on it and sprayed at it! the first time, the lizard wriggled abit and i screamed. IT'S SERIOUSLY DISGUSTING. so my mum sprayed a second time and the lizard fell to the ground and made its way to the kitchen! my mum and i screamed as she chased it there. then she started smacking the lizard with folded newspaper. after 3 hard smacks, it died. OMG BUT THE TAIL CAME OUT AND STARTED TO JUMP ABOUT. ahhhhh damn gross!
my dad quickly took a plastic bag, scooped it up and got rid of it. YUCK YUCK YUCK. here's a picture of the shit lizard, thats lying dead now in the rubbish chute. MUAHAHAHA.
